shawnthornton22:

He made them sign a paper with their number and gave them a warning, but I guess they were late to their tee time in Ayer.

AYER IS NEXT TO ME

WHY AM I NOT HOME FOR THIS SHIT??!

(via onthatbruinsshit)

shawnthornton22:

He made them sign a paper with their number and gave them a warning, but I guess they were late to their tee time in Ayer.

(via onthatbruinsshit)

Dearest fucked up boyfriend,

My apologies for wanting to spend time with you.

I thought thats what relationships were for

Sorry for getting upset that you are leaving for california in a week, I was going to miss you.

Sorry for caring about you. I wont do that from now on.

I hope you have a good time at home, fucking all the asian girls you want.

I knew I wasnt what you really wanted because I was white.

so fuck you

and goodbye

tsarcasm:

whenever tumblr goes down, i’m reminded of just how boring the rest of my life really is

I’ve reached sucking up to professors level 9000:

I hand wrote beautiful thank you notes to every professor this semester in attempts to save my grades.

#college