My dad’s friend is a State Trooper and he pulled over Shawn and Tuukka this morning for speeding.

shawnthornton22:

He made them sign a paper with their number and gave them a warning, but I guess they were late to their tee time in Ayer.

AYER IS NEXT TO ME

WHY AM I NOT HOME FOR THIS SHIT??!

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My dad’s friend is a State Trooper and he pulled over Shawn and Tuukka this morning for speeding.

shawnthornton22:

He made them sign a paper with their number and gave them a warning, but I guess they were late to their tee time in Ayer.

(via onthatbruinsshit)

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corgiaddict:

Napoleon is plotting…

Dearest fucked up boyfriend,

My apologies for wanting to spend time with you.

I thought thats what relationships were for

Sorry for getting upset that you are leaving for california in a week, I was going to miss you.

Sorry for caring about you. I wont do that from now on.

I hope you have a good time at home, fucking all the asian girls you want.

I knew I wasnt what you really wanted because I was white.

so fuck you

and goodbye

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hellandheartaches:

officialkatg:

Patrice and Chemda audition to be on the cast of Girls. From episode 1579: Citation Needed.

We are doing our best to appear well funded and complicated with issues that are boring in nature. 
You can listen to 1579 over at Keith and The Girl 

tsarcasm:

whenever tumblr goes down, i’m reminded of just how boring the rest of my life really is

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I’ve reached sucking up to professors level 9000:

I hand wrote beautiful thank you notes to every professor this semester in attempts to save my grades.

#college

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magicalnaturetour:

 “Duck” by Stefano Ronchi :)
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