Business school. Blink 182. Bruins. Fashion. Punk. Life.
full time spreadsheet nerd.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
1. Tuukka MOTHERFUCKING Rask. God my name is so hot.
2. My curls are flawless thank you
3. My cheekbones are flawless thank you
4. My eyes are 100% green. They turn grey when I’m angry.
5. My naked body is flawless thank you.
6. Yes I am NOT SWEDISH FUCK YEAH
7. YOU PEOPLE NOTICE? GOOD. THAT MEANS IM DOING IT RIGHT. That media needs to understand that I am better than them in every way and they WISH they were me.
8. COME TO ME, MY BITCHES
9. I AM a fucking model I’m so gorgeous my mirror tries to make out with me.
10. THAT IS NOW MY MOTTO FOR LIFE